Literature
Twishite- a parody- Preface
Twishite- a parody
Preface
Damn it! I'm going to die! Or am I ? *eyebrow wiggles*
I'd given a lot of thought to how I was going to die, being in my teenage apathetic emo phase. I'd imagined scenarios where I'd cut myself and bled into the toilet, bringing out an army of zombie fish to kill me- fish I'd killed with pleasure. I'd thought of burning our simple wooden house when my Mom went out shopping, imagined even tripping into a pole that upturned a pillar that let a roof fall on me and squish me into a puddle of gooey flesh.
But I'd never imagined this!
If only I hadn't come to this stupid town, if only people weren't so selfish, if
